we always had a tongue-in-cheek joke back home that had a lot of truth in it:
if you need a cop, don't call 911, call dunkin donuts.
we couldn't resist this photo op on our massachusetts tripthe best (worst?) part was there were actually 3 police cars lined up there, but one drove off in the time it took us to turn around for the picture.
so if you've got dunkin donuts in your area, remember who to call if you need help.